Hallo! If you’re reading this, you’ve been drawn into the guerrilla marketing chaos of Ivo Graham: a comedian, Taskmaster loser and big fan of the colour orange. Thanks for following through on the QR code! Many fall at this hurdle alone.

What should you do now?

Well, Ivo’s on tour this year (2026) with his comedy show ‘Orange Crush’ which ought to give a bit more context to it all. If you’ve clicked through from the esteemed advertising pages of the Cherwell newspaper, you might be steered towards the Oxford Playhouse next Wednesday 29th, for Ivo’s always-emotional return to his alma mater (University College, 2008-12, a low 2:1 in French and Russian).

This and other tour dates can be found on this website: tickets are £19.69, because that’s the year Swindon Town won the League Cup, but hardball negotiations can be deployed here:

If you can’t make a show but like the cut of Ivo’s jib, he’s written a funny and at times quite DELICATE book called Yardsticks For Failure, which is available in hardback and will be released in paperback this May 2026. The book isn’t admittedly very orange: the next one certainly will be.

And if you don’t fancy either of those, would you consider donating £19.69 to the MS Society or Swindon’s Harbour Project? They’re two fantastic charities that mean a lot to Ivo’s mum. And they’re both orange.

Thanks for reading! Hope this has vaguely amused you or inspired you to shout/QR more loudly for the colours and causes you care about! Swindon Town forever!